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Kharhaz Warrior poet
Number of posts : 336 Age : 34 Location : Lisbon, Portugal Registration date : 2008-05-17
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Aug 23, 2008 3:11 am | |
| It's not. It's taking 10 just kidding. It's not. It loads in 0.000001 seconds. It's so fast that your mind can't keep up with it and eventually your head explodes. - Spoiler:
+I wish your head hadn't exploded+ | |
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hannah Band member
Number of posts : 217 Age : 32 Location : London . Registration date : 2008-06-23
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Aug 23, 2008 2:13 pm | |
| lol .
my head didnt explode . but the rest of my body did . you were unfortunate enough to be standing next to me at the time and half your body gets exploded . the rest of your body has to live through life in pain .
i wish you wouldnt stand next to me when i blow up .
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Kharhaz Warrior poet
Number of posts : 336 Age : 34 Location : Lisbon, Portugal Registration date : 2008-05-17
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sun Aug 24, 2008 3:06 am | |
| I didn't. I stood from afar, in a tall building, which happened to be World Trade Center just before the plane hit + I wish I had a pet meerkat + | |
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hannah Band member
Number of posts : 217 Age : 32 Location : London . Registration date : 2008-06-23
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:38 pm | |
| ok you have a pet meercat . unfortunately hes anorexic . he never eats his food and he always lies to you telling you he feels ill or that he has already eaten . he gets so skinny and he dies . he haunts you .
i wish i could go to the pythia gigs next month .
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Kharhaz Warrior poet
Number of posts : 336 Age : 34 Location : Lisbon, Portugal Registration date : 2008-05-17
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Mon Aug 25, 2008 11:56 am | |
| You can. The concert hall blows up. You don't die, you just pass out. When you wake up, you find that everyone else did die and that the ground collapsed and that you are VERY DEEP INTO THE BOWLS OF THE EARTH!!! Then the carnivorous cockroaches come and eat you.
+ I wish I liked cheese + | |
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hannah Band member
Number of posts : 217 Age : 32 Location : London . Registration date : 2008-06-23
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Mon Aug 25, 2008 1:12 pm | |
| ok you like cheese . unfortunately you become such an addict that you find that you can no longer live without it . one day you wake up and there is a cheese shortage all over the world cos you ate so much of it . you carry on eating the rest of the cheese in the world until there is none left . you die cos you are so addicted to cheese that there is none left for you to live on .
i wish my room would tidy itself .
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Kharhaz Warrior poet
Number of posts : 336 Age : 34 Location : Lisbon, Portugal Registration date : 2008-05-17
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:12 am | |
| It does, for the small fee of 5.000.000£ an hour + I wish I could play piano perfectly + | |
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hannah Band member
Number of posts : 217 Age : 32 Location : London . Registration date : 2008-06-23
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:48 am | |
| you can . you can play it perfectly . . . with your nose . one day your nose breaks and it hurts to much to play the piano and all your fans get angry cos you had to cancel your biggest concert ever . you cant play for so long that all your fans forget about you . you also forget how to play it with your nose so you have to start all over again learning to play with your hands .
i wish VoD had a drummer .
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Emily Admin
Number of posts : 588 Age : 31 Location : London, England Registration date : 2008-05-17
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:02 am | |
| VoD has a drummer. But he/she's not sexy, so VoD fire him/her.
I wish VoD had more than 2 instrumentalists. | |
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Kharhaz Warrior poet
Number of posts : 336 Age : 34 Location : Lisbon, Portugal Registration date : 2008-05-17
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:16 am | |
| They do. Anette and Nileneaw.
+ I wish that amaranths would caress themselves + | |
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Emily Admin
Number of posts : 588 Age : 31 Location : London, England Registration date : 2008-05-17
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Thu Aug 28, 2008 4:58 pm | |
| - Kharhaz wrote:
- + I wish that amaranths would caress themselves +
That sounds like flower porn. Anyway, they do. But then ANETTE APPEARS! And she caresses you instead. I wish it was Saturday | |
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Kharhaz Warrior poet
Number of posts : 336 Age : 34 Location : Lisbon, Portugal Registration date : 2008-05-17
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Thu Aug 28, 2008 4:59 pm | |
| It is. Anette appears and caresses you. After drowning you in Crapples.
+ I wish Anette hadn't caressed me. + | |
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hannah Band member
Number of posts : 217 Age : 32 Location : London . Registration date : 2008-06-23
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Aug 30, 2008 3:32 pm | |
| she didnt . you carressed her . she wasnt happy about it so called the police and said that you had sexually harrassed her and you spend a lifetime in jail .
i wish there was someone to talk to .
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Kharhaz Warrior poet
Number of posts : 336 Age : 34 Location : Lisbon, Portugal Registration date : 2008-05-17
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:56 am | |
| You do, but then the Earth explodes and we all die. And that's a sad thing. Really.
+ I wish I had A LOT of money (and health).+ | |
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hannah Band member
Number of posts : 217 Age : 32 Location : London . Registration date : 2008-06-23
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Fri Sep 05, 2008 3:56 pm | |
| ok . you do have lots of money and health . but as you previously carressed anette , you are sent to jail so you cant spend the money and you feel there is no point in having perfect health as you hate being in prison and your only way out is through death ,.
i wish the cats would stop fighting .
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Kharhaz Warrior poet
Number of posts : 336 Age : 34 Location : Lisbon, Portugal Registration date : 2008-05-17
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Sep 06, 2008 3:12 am | |
| They did. Because they developed into a superhumanintelligence force that is now going to murder everyone on Earth.
+ I wish I had a dancing apple + | |
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Emily Admin
Number of posts : 588 Age : 31 Location : London, England Registration date : 2008-05-17
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Sep 06, 2008 7:58 am | |
| You do. It's PEDRITA IN APPLE FORM!! You die of AIDS.
I wish Pedrita didn't exist. | |
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Kharhaz Warrior poet
Number of posts : 336 Age : 34 Location : Lisbon, Portugal Registration date : 2008-05-17
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Oct 18, 2008 11:52 am | |
| Pedrita doesn't. PEDRA DOES!! And she's just as evil (and full of AIDS).
I wish I hadn't. | |
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ya-tebya-liubliu Merch girl
Number of posts : 374 Age : 34 Location : Mortsel, Belgium Registration date : 2008-05-17
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Oct 18, 2008 2:37 pm | |
| you didn't, which is even worse
I wish amanda's dog wouldn't die | |
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Emily Admin
Number of posts : 588 Age : 31 Location : London, England Registration date : 2008-05-17
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sun Oct 19, 2008 6:47 am | |
| Amanda's dog won't die. Instead she'll live an extremely painful life with cancer.
I wish Amanda's dog didn't die or have cancer | |
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Kharhaz Warrior poet
Number of posts : 336 Age : 34 Location : Lisbon, Portugal Registration date : 2008-05-17
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sun Oct 19, 2008 7:11 am | |
| It doesn't! Simone accidentally beheads Amanda's dog, but since it can't dai, Amanda just has to carry its head on a stick thing for the rest of her days.
I wish my mind weren't so bizarre, rofl. | |
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ya-tebya-liubliu Merch girl
Number of posts : 374 Age : 34 Location : Mortsel, Belgium Registration date : 2008-05-17
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sun Oct 19, 2008 2:04 pm | |
| it isn't, instead you're just normal
I wish I didn't have school tomorrow | |
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Emily Admin
Number of posts : 588 Age : 31 Location : London, England Registration date : 2008-05-17
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:24 pm | |
| You don't. You have it right now.
I wish I didn't ever have exams ever. | |
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hannah Band member
Number of posts : 217 Age : 32 Location : London . Registration date : 2008-06-23
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sun Dec 14, 2008 5:01 am | |
| you dont . . . because you die before the next one starts .
i wish i could see my dad today .
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Emily Admin
Number of posts : 588 Age : 31 Location : London, England Registration date : 2008-05-17
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sun Dec 14, 2008 9:01 am | |
| You can. For a second, and before you can say anything, he is WARPED INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION! And you never see him again.
I wish I could see the Baebes with Hannah next Friday | |
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