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Kharhaz Warrior poet
Number of posts : 336 Age : 34 Location : Lisbon, Portugal Registration date : 2008-05-17
| Subject: Re: T3h 3t3rn4L S4G4 0f t3h P1n3 Tr33 N33D135 Sat Jan 17, 2009 9:58 am | |
| Tarja magically appeared, dressed like a fat, ugly doll. Then Floor came and smashed a chair on Tarja's face. Tarja fell to the ground, as Floor ran away, snickering like mad. Emily and Hannah continued their journey, across.. | |
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Emily Admin
Number of posts : 588 Age : 31 Location : London, England Registration date : 2008-05-17
| Subject: Re: T3h 3t3rn4L S4G4 0f t3h P1n3 Tr33 N33D135 Sat Jan 17, 2009 10:06 am | |
| "The Avalon river! " exclaimed Emily. "We're going to see King Arthur!" And then they saw Shakespeare's house. "Learn to read, Emily. It's the AVON river. We're in Stratford." said Hannah. "Oh, right. I went there last year, rofl" replied Emily. The conversation was stopped, as: | |
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Kharhaz Warrior poet
Number of posts : 336 Age : 34 Location : Lisbon, Portugal Registration date : 2008-05-17
| Subject: Re: T3h 3t3rn4L S4G4 0f t3h P1n3 Tr33 N33D135 Sat Jan 17, 2009 10:22 am | |
| A comet struck the Earth with immense force, and Emily and hannah were transported to another dimension, called The MoonCake Planet Conglomerate. When they came to their senses, a weird creature stared them in the face. Why, it was Yoda, of course. He said: | |
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Emily Admin
Number of posts : 588 Age : 31 Location : London, England Registration date : 2008-05-17
| Subject: Re: T3h 3t3rn4L S4G4 0f t3h P1n3 Tr33 N33D135 Sat Jan 17, 2009 10:25 am | |
| "Welcome to our dimension! Have a complimentary mooncake."
Emily and Hannah looked at eachother, and then looked back at Yoda. Then there was a MASSIVE EXPLOSION! This was the result of: | |
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Kharhaz Warrior poet
Number of posts : 336 Age : 34 Location : Lisbon, Portugal Registration date : 2008-05-17
| Subject: Re: T3h 3t3rn4L S4G4 0f t3h P1n3 Tr33 N33D135 Sat Jan 17, 2009 10:47 am | |
| Obi-Wan sneezing. The explosion carried the two girls to... | |
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ya-tebya-liubliu Merch girl
Number of posts : 374 Age : 34 Location : Mortsel, Belgium Registration date : 2008-05-17
| Subject: Re: T3h 3t3rn4L S4G4 0f t3h P1n3 Tr33 N33D135 Sun Jan 18, 2009 4:19 am | |
| ...earth again where they stood still, startled and each holding a mooncake. They slowly turned their head to each others and then simoultaneously yelled 'FOOOOOOOOOD' and started eating the mooncakes, little did they realise that... | |
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Kharhaz Warrior poet
Number of posts : 336 Age : 34 Location : Lisbon, Portugal Registration date : 2008-05-17
| Subject: Re: T3h 3t3rn4L S4G4 0f t3h P1n3 Tr33 N33D135 Sun Jan 18, 2009 6:09 am | |
| Meekakitty was watching them. Meekakitty pounced like a lion and ate the two girls. When they woke up, they were inside meekakitty's stomach. "Ew", Hannah said. Emily turned her head and gasped, for she saw... | |
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ya-tebya-liubliu Merch girl
Number of posts : 374 Age : 34 Location : Mortsel, Belgium Registration date : 2008-05-17
| Subject: Re: T3h 3t3rn4L S4G4 0f t3h P1n3 Tr33 N33D135 Sun Jan 18, 2009 6:20 am | |
| ... that meeka had also eaten a time bomb! They only had 13 minutes and 4 seconds before it would explode, what would they do know. as they looked at each other with despair in their eyes they heard... | |
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Kharhaz Warrior poet
Number of posts : 336 Age : 34 Location : Lisbon, Portugal Registration date : 2008-05-17
| Subject: Re: T3h 3t3rn4L S4G4 0f t3h P1n3 Tr33 N33D135 Sun Jan 18, 2009 7:32 am | |
| ..a strange voice coming from deep within. Why, it was Morten Veland, of course. "We're all going to daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai!!!", he whispered. Emily ROFL'd. Hannah LMAO'd. Tessa randomly appeared in a sudden and ephemeral time portal to advise Hannah not to lose her ass, since there was a possilibty that it might not grow back. Hannah thanked Tessa and Tessa disappeared, leaving behind one bird feather and chalk. 9 minutes and counting. Hannah used to chalk to draw a pentagram, and Emily held up the bird feather, whilst chanting, thus summoning Teh Tarja. Tarja appeared and poked the stomach walls of Meekatessa. Meekatessa exploded, but Hannah and Emily and Tarja were safe inside a magic bubble that Tarja had created using dark magic. "Gee, thank you Magical Wonder-like Woman Bird Creature!", Hannah said. "Indeed, if it weren't for you, we'd be gonners by now.", Emily continued. The Magical Wonder-like Woman Bird Creature (aka Tarja) stared at the two girls and then cackled silently, like a mime. The bubble started floating unto the sky. Emily and Hannah gasped. | |
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Kharhaz Warrior poet
Number of posts : 336 Age : 34 Location : Lisbon, Portugal Registration date : 2008-05-17
| Subject: Re: T3h 3t3rn4L S4G4 0f t3h P1n3 Tr33 N33D135 Fri May 08, 2009 2:42 am | |
| A roar was heard. The Magical Wonder-like Woman Bird Creature seemed to become afraid of something and with a snap of fingers, vanished into thin air. And behind Emily and Hannah, Jezebel The Deva appeared... | |
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Emily Admin
Number of posts : 588 Age : 31 Location : London, England Registration date : 2008-05-17
| Subject: Re: T3h 3t3rn4L S4G4 0f t3h P1n3 Tr33 N33D135 Fri May 08, 2009 9:01 am | |
| Emily and Hannah stared upwards, trying to come to terms with what was happening. 'I can't see anything!' cried Hannah. 'Nor can I!' Emily replied. 'This can only mean one thing!' | |
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Kharhaz Warrior poet
Number of posts : 336 Age : 34 Location : Lisbon, Portugal Registration date : 2008-05-17
| Subject: Re: T3h 3t3rn4L S4G4 0f t3h P1n3 Tr33 N33D135 Fri May 08, 2009 9:17 am | |
| Emily was right. And thus, it happened. THE WORLD EXPLODED! And everyone died. - Spoiler:
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Emily Admin
Number of posts : 588 Age : 31 Location : London, England Registration date : 2008-05-17
| Subject: Re: T3h 3t3rn4L S4G4 0f t3h P1n3 Tr33 N33D135 Fri May 08, 2009 12:27 pm | |
| I'll have to lock this topic if the story ended. | |
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Kharhaz Warrior poet
Number of posts : 336 Age : 34 Location : Lisbon, Portugal Registration date : 2008-05-17
| Subject: Re: T3h 3t3rn4L S4G4 0f t3h P1n3 Tr33 N33D135 Sat May 09, 2009 10:23 am | |
| You don't. Because after the world ended, a new story arose....
...it was early morning in the Palotai household. Simone was eating a pancake. | |
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Princess_of_Darkness Peasant
Number of posts : 116 Age : 30 Location : In your wardrobe, looking for Narnia Registration date : 2008-05-18
| Subject: Re: T3h 3t3rn4L S4G4 0f t3h P1n3 Tr33 N33D135 Wed Jun 16, 2010 5:13 pm | |
| When suddenly, she saw a face of a pony in the pancake soaked in maple syrup! | |
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